Standing in the rain

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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phoenix-carstairs

Telling us not to wear a scarf is oppression you fucking fools let us wear whatever we want

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[video id: tiktok posted by @/sfkhader where she switches between pretending to be two different people. the first person is a hijabi muslim who changes outfits several times; the second person is someone who is not a muslim.

person one, wearing a hoodie: "do you have a problem with my hoodie?"

person two: "umm, everyone wears hoodies."

person one, wearing a beanie: "okay, how about this beanie?"

person two: "ugh, beanies are so cute."

person one, wearing a headscarf: "okay, how about this scarf?"

person two: "those are so high fashion; i see them on runways all the time."

person one, removing the first headscarf to reveal a hijab: "okay perfect becau-"

person two, cutting person one off: "oh my god, why would you willingly cover up your hair like that? are you oppressed?"

end video id]

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sindri42

Bees choose to live in the box where they know damn well that a large fraction of the honey will periodically be removed, instead of simply leaving that place like they are perfectly able to do, because the human box comes with an invulnerable titan to guard them against all threats. The bees consider the payment offered to this colossal mercenary to be a pretty good deal.

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Bees know about supply and demand

urbanfantasyinspiration

Protection money

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Protection honey